TGIF – woooo!
Welcome back to Friday, I hope that you’re all looking forward to either a fun packed weekend or a relaxed one chilling on the sofa. I hope none of you are moving house like I was last week – not fun.
Anyway without much ado, here are the gems for today:
A project manager, hardware engineer and software engineer were in a car heading down a hill when the brakes failed. The driver managed to get it stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt track.
All three jumped out and after peering under the car the hardware engineer said, “I see what the problem is and with this handy roll of duct tape I think I can fix it good enough to get us to the next town”. The project manager quickly interrupted, “No, no, no. Before we do anything we need to decide on a vision for our future, figure out a plan and assign individual deliverables”. At which point the software engineer said, “You know what, I think we should push the car back up to the top of the hill and see if it happens again”.
“The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behavior control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers” (Lewis Thomas)
“Spam will be a thing of the past in two years’ time.” (2004)
A small surpise – I’m adding a TGIF cheesy tune too – can you guess what it is? Enjoy